Quantum Slacks

Thanks go to Jen for sending me this little gem, courtesy of the Onion:

Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'

Fun quote:

"Scientific law holds that any given piece of clothing becomes less fashionable over time," Kohl said. "However, at the quantum level, we have found that certain styles of Haggar slacks actually grow more fashionable, suggesting the existence of 'slachyons,' theoretical pants that travel backward in time."