Nader Warns Bloomberg Not To Run

Ha... I had to check for a second to be sure I wasn't reading the Onion. As someone that's still a bit sore about Nader siphoning away crucial Democratic votes in the last election, I found this simply priceless. Read more on the Huffington Post. Fun quote:

If both Mr. Nader and Mr. Bloomberg were to enter the race, they would be competing head to head for the vote of egomaniacs, who make up three percent of the electorate nationwide but closer to fifty percent in California and New York.

Speaking to that egomaniac constituency, Mr. Nader called Mr. Bloomberg a "novice spoiler," adding, "When it comes to screwing up elections, experience matters."